Smoking Sweet Ladies

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Dames in general intrigue us, and dames in particular with stinky cigars wallowing in their kissers, even more so. Perhaps this is why Delia appeals to us so much in the sense that we want to know the aroma of her ass, the taste of her polished toes and if her belches remind you of a Passaic, New Jersey bowling alley on a warm spring day. Admittedly, there are few of us romantics left, so we don't mind the language being flowery as long as you don't. More so, if sweet Delia were to grab our nuts and suck our cocks like that fat one she's chomping on, well, the picture would be complete. Poems have been written about such pastoral subjects you know - Keats, Byron, Shelly, they've all taken a crack at it. If you don't believe it, look it up.

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Duration: 00:05:33
File Size: 53.9 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1224 - Delia.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: A woman who embraces firm ideals, Faith at one time actually believed she could go from cradle to rehab without the refreshing taste of tobacco ever polluting her lungs. Little did she know, oh silly girl of naivete that she was. For a body like that only invites demons and temptation, and it wasn't long before Faith began exchanging forbidden schoolyard tricks for a pack of smokes. Promises of a carton bargained for even more unspeakable acts. So, by this occurrence Faith was eternally hooked and vice began rotting at her immortal soul. With nowhere to ascend on the social ladder, porn became high on Faith's list of career options and she's made a shitpot full of money as a consequence. She laughs at scoffing former friends who are now doing time in various state prisons around the country.

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Duration: 00:06:21
File Size: 62.1 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1225 - Faith.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Jessie J is a throwback to the good old days when rebellious school girls in poodle skirts and tight knit sweaters would go down for a pack of Luckies. But men who know Jessie find themselves luckier for the fact that she'll exchange a blow job for a quick smoke. Better yet, toss in a carton, she'll get naked and anything can happen. We like that element of surprise, and we really like Jessie even though we know her lungs are probably rotting from nicotine poisoning and that she'll die prematurely with a bunch of nasty, ugly face wrinkles. But as we look fondly upon these ass pictures, we'll remember Jessie when.

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Duration: 00:10:01
File Size: 102 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1226 - Jessie J.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Crew cuts, Wisconsin and bowling balls are generally the hallmarks of the cigar smoker. So it was with some surprise that we found Danielle Rush brandishing the tobacco leaf like some female Fidel Castro in the Tuesday night league. Not one to be stereotyped so readily, Daniella, while posing her lovely ass and playing with her equally attractive clit, made it clear that she was an equal opportunity smoker, and could enjoy the aroma of a cigarette just as much. A store house of useless pieces of information, Daniella argues that smoking and its residue is also a positive for women whose vaginal scent can, eitherwise, knock buzzards off of shit wagons. "Where would you rather be, inside a bowling alley or a cheese factory?" Daniella asked us. We must admit, she had a point.

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Duration: 00:05:33
File Size: 54.1 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1227 - Daniella Rush.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: A double-jointed miss, Keegan Skky could always perform many astounding feats with her limbs [get it?] - some of which included the use of lit cigars and the assistance of a stinky man with gum disease named Junior. Having run off with a greaseball Geisha impersonator, though, Junior was no longer in the picture, thus forcing Keegan to go solo with her vast repertoire of contortionist-based parlor tricks. Just as well, we thought, because the multi-talented Keegan can carry a show all on her own without any help. Then, when she began doing her routine naked, the appreciative audiences in those smoke-filled backrooms clapped even more enthusiastically. Had she known this, Keegan says she would have gotten naked a lot sooner in her life. Some women you got to hit on the side of the head.

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Duration: 00:05:18
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1228 - Keegan Skkya.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: When it comes to big chicks with thick thighs, Sienna's one of our favorites. And when it was discovered that she had acquired a vice, we liked Sienna even more. The vice happened to be cigarettes, and there's something about nicotine and a woman who can overpower you in bed with a leg lock that makes for a lethal but very attractive combination. Except now that she's taken up smoking, Sienna says it cuts down on her wind substantially, which got us to thinking. If we got Sienna in the sack and took her past the three minute mark, the oxygen depletion might kick in, and Sienna would get woozy. During her black out, we could then fuck her in the ass all we wanted to. It's just a thought, but a thought worth developing.

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Duration: 00:08:05
File Size: 80.4 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1229 - Sienna.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: A lot of people have stopped her for autographs thinking she was Drew Barrymore. And porn chick Starr McKinnely isn't about to convince them otherwise. Riding high on the fumes of mistaken identity, Starr has adopted the Hollywood way and lately began smoking like a sophistocant. Starr feels this adds immeasurable texture to her doppelganger portrayals and also gives her an edge in the super market check-out lines. Of course Starr rarely goes out nude in a crowd, so these pictures are more of a public service - just to give you an idea how a celebrity reacts to the question if they have a Ralph's Club Card.

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Duration: 00:03:40
File Size: 36.2 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1230 - Starr McKinnely.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Loni, who has no earthly vices to speak of, picked up one recently which we had to quiz her about. When she began smoking both with nuance and adopting loopy sex poses with cigarettes, we had to ask where this all came from. Supposedly Loni had picked up the habit from a furious smoking Egyptologist named Sven. Characteristically of porn chicks, they met, they fucked, they soon parted. But Loni continues to carry the soul of Sven with her every time she buys a pack of weeds. Being under 30, of course, in California Loni has to present ID every time she does that and said she wasn't aware that filling stations and 7-Elevens kept 2257's. We had to explain to her that such was not the case. But Loni didna€™t believe us. Then she struck another sex pose.

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Duration: 00:06:34
File Size: 66.6 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1231 - Loni.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Smoking may be a bad habit, but Pamella Page knows how to make it look damn good. Take the way she gently cradles the smoke between her index and middle fingers; its as if the butt was meant to be there. You can't imagine her naked form without it. Though I may be getting a bit romantic in my old age. But this isn't about me, its about the lovely naked girl holding the slender white tube in her hands. Putting it to her mouth so she can take in all of its poisons, breathing in danger. Pamella is exactly the kind of girl you want to bring home to mom, especially if mom is a long-haul trucker that smells like a overflowing ashtray in a back alley.

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Duration: 00:05:08
File Size: 52.0 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1232 - Pamella Page.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: While most women use St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get shit-faced so they can forget the crazy uncle who once invited them for a walk in the woods, Lisa Linn discovers that tobacco can really kill the smell of liquor on your breath. Neither a killjoy nor a prude, Lisa intends to party hearty like the rest of her pack but is bringing along about two cartons of smokes to kill the scent of alcohol before she gets in the car. So what if the practice makes her hack like a lunger? From past experience Lisa's discovered that the police tend to cut breaks to tubercular victims. Besides, if that ruse doesn't work, Lisa's got other surprises rolled up her skirt. There's many ways to skin a cop.

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Duration: 00:05:03
File Size: 51.2 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1233 - Lisa Linn.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: If you've ever sucked the pud of a man (not saying you have) who had just consumed a bushel full of asparagus, then you know what that's like. And this is why Karianna prefers to light up- not for the illicit pleasures of sinful nicotine, but to kill the aftertaste of vegetable patch-smelling bleach fouling her mouth. Oh, sure, you laugh. But this is the real reason why dames gravitate to the southern weed. Ever notice how a lot of people strike up a Lucky right after intercourse? The tobacco companies know the truth behind this and are making millions indirectly off of cock sucking. Think about it. It's true.

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Duration: 00:04:06
File Size: 42.1 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1234 - Karianna.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: A proponent of avant-garde social behavior, Paris once thought about growing a mustache. And when she couldn't do that after many fruitless tries, she turned to cigarettes. Even now Paris feels that smoke swirling about her face makes her look wise and intrepid. Our argument to her was that if she also took a puff naked, she'd certainly gain a lot more attention. So Paris followed up on our suggestion, and these are the results. As you'll gather, we'll tell a girl anything just so we can slobber over her bare ass and shaved bush. So, in a way, you should be thanking us instead of sending all those poison pen letters about urging girls to light up.

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Duration: 00:03:15
File Size: 32.3 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1235 - Paris.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: No relation to Don Diego De La Vega, the Spanish fop who masqueraded as the legendary Zorro, Rossana De La Vega, whose ass belongs among the seven wonders of the modern world, has acquired habits no self-respecting fop would consider. Chiefly among them, smoking. But not to fault her entirely, Rossana picked up the habit from a Russian emigre named Swarovski whom she was madly in love with at the time. They have since experienced the parting of the ways due to deportation [Swarovski's], but Rossana cannot get the smell of Swarovski off her. And to nurture the memory, she continues to puff away and expose her feet to political madmen. Some women take finality very hard, and we can only hope the serotonin dosages will stabilize Rossana's condition.

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Duration: 00:04:18
File Size: 43.6 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1236 - Rossana De La Vega.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Until she developed her newly acquired habit of smoking and posing indiscriminately nude, Kayla used to do funky things with glasses of week-old orange juice left out on the kitchen counter. Needless to say, former roommates took exception to that practice with resultant social complications in the attempts to jockey for philosophical position. After many such losing battles, Kayla simply took the path of least resistance and found comfort in the tobacco habitat. With it, she can simply play some devil's music on the victrola, relax, inhale and summon visions of lusty red-bearded Vikings sailing their dragon ships. As a word of caution, not everyone will experience the same results.

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Duration: 00:04:21
File Size: 44.5 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1237 - Kayla.rar

[Katrin1988]

DESCRIPTION: Yes, it came as a shock to us, too, but the Female Performer of the Year Jenna Haze smokes. Now a tobacco bon vivant with the contortionist's ability to enjoy its guilty pleasures in many exquisite forms, Jenna made the common mistake that most non-smokers do when they first become hooked on nicotine. They overindulge - only to unleash a torrent of tobacco-scented ass mucus as the body makes an attempt to adjust to the new chemistry invading it. Of course, that secret of Jenna's is safe with us, and we would never think of spilling those ugly beans. Instead, we prefer to watch her sensuously puff as we jack to that and create our own little cock puddle.

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Duration: 00:03:47
File Size: 37.4 MB
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DOWNLOAD --->>> 1238 - Jenna Haze.rar